Say you want to start a nation right in the middle of a desert with nothing but sand and scorpions for hundreds of miles. You need to pick an infallible ruler; Have a contest.
You think American Idol is original?
If you're working with a limited contestant pool (His problem!) the number of choices has to be reduced. You have a water hole everyone wants (yum-yum) and a couple of slabs with graffiti written on them.
The Challenged King.
Of course believing a loser/jerk will win rock-paper-scissors doesn't help; I think they would have been better off with the big guy. Have you read the Psalms? (Look in the black book in the drawer, knucklehead.); He published all the kid's songs. What about mine!!
The Founder of the State of Israel thinks he's a poet?!?
How would you feel if Justin Bieber was President and wrote the United States Constitution?