12/10/14

Don't Forget to Smoke

I'm horney...
There's nothing on TV...
I'm still horney...
Let's go to the Show!

Let's see what's cooking in our entertainment district.





A tawdry backstage romance among spare parts.

 Finally ready for her debut!

Get into our Model of the Year!

This baby will take you down any road you want to go! (And we mean down!)

8/13/14

Whirligigs

The Ancient Americans of the Northern Plains invented the GIF five hundred years before Europeans discovered electricity (Things were so much easier when the world was flat). Why do people think change is good?; Their conquistadors thought pictures on the ground because soldiers are too busy to spend a day floating overhead. Hell just keeps Spinning!
 





  Fabulous Constellations

7/15/14

A selfie with Stella

While I'm working my Summer away, this will have to keep everyone interested.

 I think it belongs with my story.

3/12/14

Date Nite with Ice Storm Victims

They don't let me out much - But when He does, I'm dressed for all kinds of romantic action...

Why is it so bright up here?
When I'm up, anything can come down.

2/2/14

Zombie Supper Bowl

 It's Super Bowl Sunday and I made a poem to go with my pic:

 A Special Day.
A Zombie's Tale!
Oh yea, I forgot to mention...
The Dead at walking Fail.
Hope you all fall into a swampy chasm! (You better not stop at Purgatory - I hate that place: It's so congested.) What a waste of dinner.