Watch the Bird!

Say you want to start a nation right in the middle of a desert with nothing but sand and scorpions for hundreds of miles. You need to pick an infallible ruler; Have a contest.
 

You think American Idol is original?

If you're working with a limited contestant pool (His problem!) the number of choices has to be reduced. You have a water hole everyone wants (yum-yum) and a couple of slabs with graffiti written on them.

The Challenged King.

Of course believing a loser/jerk will win rock-paper-scissors doesn't help; I think they would have been better off with the big guy. Have you read the Psalms? (Look in the black book in the drawer, knucklehead.); He published all the kid's songs. What about mine!!


The Founder of the State of Israel thinks he's a poet?!?

How would you feel if Justin Bieber was President and wrote the United States Constitution?

Mother Always Wanted

Your real Job Creator offers appropriate vocations for all who reside in my kingdom!; This is courtesy of our Division of Labor.

 For Real Men+



 (+An Eternity of Service.)

For Active Women*

 (*They want to do more than hang around, look sexy and do the dishes.)

eXeXeX Libris Beach

Maybe some vacation fun is in your future; We offer many "inclusions" at our resort.

Why are there no shoes in this summer scene? Because nobody's going anywhere!

Hellen Arts

Here is your vocational future; Does this look right for you? As I've mentioned, the benefits are great and all you have to do is think you're good.

You can do this!!!